consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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